Answering in the Form of a Question
The Winnemucca muck
is tough to duck
and with a little luck
you can duck the muck
unless you happen to be
a woodchuck already
stuck in Winnemucca.
No.
I'm sorry.
You did not answer
in the form of a question.
What if the Winnemucca muck
that's tough to duck
requires a little luck
to duck the muck
but the woodchuck's
already stuck
in Winnemucca?
That is a correct response.
Alex adds the following:
If you drive a truck
and get stuck in the Winnemucca muck
along with an unlucky woodchuck,
you may be able to refrain
from voicing a vulgar epithet,
but considering the circumstances,
it may also be impossible
to avoid thinking about
this same vulgar epithet.
I wish he would be right back
after this commercial break.
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